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100 Best Incredibly Cute Love Poems For Him – With Images

Funny Love Poems For Him

love poems

1. What’s Mickey without Minney

What’s Mickey without Minney
What’s Pigglet without Pooh,
What’s Donald without Daisy,
That’s me without you!
When Ariel doesn’t sing,
and Pooh Bear hates honey,
When Tigger stops bouncing,
and Goofy isn’t funny,
When Peter Pan can’t fly,
And Simba never roars,
When Alice In Wonderland
Can’t fit through small doors,
When Dumbo’s ears are small,
And happy ever after isn’t true,
That’s when I’ll stop loving you.

Sunshine I Love You!

2. You Are Really Sweet

You’re sucrose, you’re glucose,
You’re fructose and more,
From your head to your feet…
Which are stuck to the floor.
You’re Hershey’s, you’re Snickers,
You’re sweet English Toffee.
If you spit in my cup,
You’ll just sweeten my coffee.
I love you so much
That I’m getting frenetic,
But I can’t even kiss you,
’cause I’m diabetic.

3. Slow Down

I always knew you liked nice things,
But my check book can’t keep up,
Or so it seems.
I love you, but you need to slow down,
You’re my Queen always,
Only, without the crown.

4. Proper treatment

I thought love had it in for me,
it didn’t treat me nice.
It kicked my butt and ran me down
and crushed me in its vice.
Love would do me in, I knew.
What saved me from that fate?
You came into my life, of course,
and now love treats me great!

5. Fire Trucks & Love

Deep love,Real love
Heart feels like will crack
Hearts burning for each other
Do not call the fire truck
This fire cannot be extinguished with water
Let it burn forever and ever

6. I Am Broke

You’re my love & Angel
You’re my sugar & Honey
You’re my jewel & Treasure
I’m broke & in need of money

7. I Have No Way But Shut Up

If you feel cold,
I can warm you up.
If you are sad,
I can cheer you up.
If you’re hungry,
We can share an egg cup.
But if you need money,
Sorry, i have to shut up!.

8. Shopping Love

I wait on you while you shop,
You keep going when I tell you to stop.
But I still Love You through all of this,
And I wait patiently while you finish your list.
As much as I love you,
I can’t take it anymore,
So I made a new rule,
30 minutes per store.

9. Anything for you

For you I would climb
The highest mountain peak
Swim the deepest ocean
Your love I do seek.
For you I would cross
The rivers most wide
Walk the hottest desert sand
To have you by my side.
For you are the one
Who makes me whole
You’ve captured my heart
And touched my soul.
For you are the one
That stepped out of my dreams
Gave me new hope
Showed me what love means.
For you alone
Are my reason to live
For the compassion you show
And the care that you give.
You came into my life
And made me complete
Each time I see you
My heart skips a beat.
For you define beauty
In both body and mind
Your soft, gentle face
More beauty I’ll ne’er find.
For you are the one
God sent from above
The angel I needed
For whom I do love.

10. Taste of love

Pour the wine slowly
Let it linger in the glass
Lift the glass so lightly
On your lips let it pass
The taste of my passion
Feel it warm when you sip
This kiss will be forever
As it flows across your lip

11. You Are My Second Favorite

I got to tell you something..
Straight from the heart…
You are the second best looking person in the whole world
Wondering who is first?
Well, It’s you again when you smile!
Oh! what wouldn’t I give to see you smile all
My life, sweetheart..
Everything’s alright with the world
When you part your lips to smile!
I love you!

12. You Make Me Go Boom Boom Boom

For you, my heartbeats go

Thump, thump, thump

When I see you, my eyes

Jump, jump, jump

For your love, my soul goes

Flutter, flutter, flutter

Looking at you melts me like

Butter, butter, butter

Your cute hugs make me feel

Vroom, vroom, vroom

Your kisses make me go

Boom, boom, boom

I love you!

13. My Ring Finger Is Just For You

My Pinky Finger
For my best friend and the promises i will never break
My Middle Finger
For that bitches who pushes me so far,
My Point Finger
To pick out my dearest family members
My thumb
To show the rest of the world i m going to be okay
And the ring finger ???
It’s just for you to bear your ring when the time is right

14. Can I Love You

I gave my heart to you
I set my standards high
I laid my eyes on you,
I laughed and cried with you,
I told you my hopes and dreams,
My Love and Fears.

My tears I shed all over your shoulder.
In the end,
I came to see that you were
the only guy I could ever trust.
When I see you,
my face lights up with aspiration, and happiness.
When we talk, I can feel the load unload
with soothing words from you.

I have the feeling of love in my heart.
In my mind, I say “You don’t mean a thing. ”
In my words, I say “You are just a friend. ”
But in the deep end of my heart,
I think of only you

When I tell you my expectations of a guy,
You tell me never to fall short of what I want.
But only one thing stands in the way –
You are a friend.

Can I still love you the way that I do?

15. Love Me Forever

I’ve known you for only
a short period of time,
but I feel as if
I’ve known you forever.

I tremble with joy
at your every touch.
The feel of your hand taking mine –
I want you to hold it forever.

I glow with happiness
every time you’re near.
I want you near me now,
I want to be with you forever.

My knees grow weak
in your loving arms.
I want to stay there,
I want you to hold me forever.

My body melts
with every kiss you give.
Just the thought of your lips on mine –
I want you to kiss me forever.

My heart jumps
to know how much you care.
Knowing that it is so much more –
I want you to love me forever.

16. Roses Are Red

Roses are red, Violets are blue

He is for me not for you.

And If By chance, you take my place

I’ll take first and smash your face

17. Beauty And The Beast

You must hear the shock and awe

when we walk down the street

as people, loudly say,

“Why that’s Beauty and the Beast!”

What a strange pair,

What a weird sight,

A lovely, bright flower

and a creature from the night,

I know you hear them

’cause I do, too,

I don’t understand

how they can say that about you!

18. Car Scrap-Age

I’m very disappointed with the government
And their much heralded car scrap-age scheme
I took my “old banger” along with me to the garage
But my wife wasn’t what they had in mind it seems

19. Too Old To Love You Back

Crimson cheeks when he smiles…
Paralyzed with his eyes…
Heart skipping when he says your name…
Ridding you of anguish and pain…
However, this is not right… are you sure it’s love?
Or is it a girly lust… for someone you cannot have..
I know this may be hard for you.. but he is not right…
He is your teacher… full stop.. so please rethink your love life…
The right person will soon appear… to take care of you..
You see.. love is a waiting game… he’ll soon come along
Trust me on this… he will make you happy… make you feel bliss
So… don’t worry about this teacher… it can’t be something true…
Because there’s someone else – your age out there… waiting to find you… Related Posts Widget for Blogger

20. Save Our Love With “ctrl+z”

I save our love with ctrl + s
Call back with ctrl + z
I download my love and put into system 32
I love much the moment when you cover the screen

My italic walking, bold looking love
I done stupid thing, never forgive me

Minimize me as a symbol and wait me for an hours
Collapse all my systems, compress me with zip and smash
Close me with alt + F4 and change me with shift
Play with me as if cat playing with mouse
Travel me in your scenic mouse pad
Let’s open a new window and forget everything
Let’s send the past to the recycle bin
Create a short-cut, do not make me a lot
Mostly I miss your Flash Animation version
PC appearance, MAC stand love
Connection from heart to heart is made

The doors closed and network connections open
Our love written on the monitor within seconds
If I become disconnect, would you call me?
If you can’t found me on the desktop, would you look at the documents?
In your absence even if access packet help me
Would you save the changes and connect again?

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