1. Stop waiting for prince Charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something.
2. I love you with all my butt, I could have said heart but my butt is bigger.
3. Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.
4. Gravitation can’t be held responsible for people falling in love.
5. By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
6. People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
7. Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.
8. If love is the answer, can you rephrase the question?
9. Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
10. Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity.
11. Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
12. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
13. People say that you can’t live without love. But I think oxygen is more important.
14. Before you find your handsome prince, you’ve got to kiss a lot of frogs.
15. The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, “What… does a woman want?”
16. Love is like an egg, it breaks easily and stinks if it gets too old.
17. I am infected by your love virus.
18. Looking for a beautiful, loveable, perfect girl? Go buy yourself a Barbie doll.
19. Shopping is better than sex. At least if you’re not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.
20. The four most important words in any marriage…”I’ll do the dishes”.